FOOTBALL - WORLD CUP QUALIFIER : SINGAPORE VS MALAYSIA

I was watching the world cup qualifier game between Singapore and Malaysia...kakak told me I'm Singapore and mama is Malaysia. I'm very curious why my mom is different from me...so before I sleep I posted a question to her....

ME : Mama, why you are not for Singapore and you stay in Singapore
MAMA : Cos I love you that's why I stay in Singapore
ME : But you are Malaysia (meaning Malaysian), why not Singapore (meaning Singaporean)
MAMA : OK, I become Singapore ok???
ME : OK, now you sing the National Song....
MAMA : Mari Kita Rakyat Singapura....
ME : OK, how about the Pledge
MAMA : We citizen of Singapore, One united nation, erh....regardless race...erh...
ME : Mama you don't know...so you cannot be Singapore...you cannot stay in Singapore...
MAMA : OK lor, I go back Malaysia and you stay in Singapore...
ME : Ok lah you can be Singapore lah....

Haha, when papa came back, mama told papa I just kicked her out of Singapore....